GET OFF ME

Queenie roared up in her wagon, loaded with rations and gunning for Lil Bit. Its His Birthday! I had cards to pass out, cake to eat and Yee haws to belt out. It was a crack fest. But what else did you expect? LOL Lil Bit turned the big 3! He was crabby as a bag of sour apples with the anticipation of his party, and I was bitchy with the need for chocolate. We made quite a pair. Get OFF Me! The Lady planned a shindig none were soon to forget. We had treats to eat, and cool aide to drink. We got tanked. On sugar. That little boy had enough loot to sink four ships. I was jealous. So was the Hubby. It was his birthday too, and if you asked Lil Bit, he was turning 3 also.! I giggled at that until I wet myself! Imagine, my Hubby passing for any younger than Christ. What a hoot!! We ate cake, laughed at the rip and tear fest that was opening prezzies, and helped put together the stuff we bought. WTF were we thinking? Buying assembly required sh-- for that kid? We regretted it by nite fall w...

Rollin out into the big wide world these days means dodgin' all kinds of pot holes, pitfalls and speedbumps! Oncomin' traffic, road rage, and rearview scaries create a lot of stress! The mules puked up a few cats, and I gve up chocolate for 24 hours! Armageddon! The end is near. Okay, not really, but its my life, and I can write it anyway I want. So Get Off ME! Thank goodness for my Cracked Posse! Between the Lady, Calamity, Bud,the Hubby,Clint,and Woman, I have all I could ever need to cope. Okay, I can't cope, but I have the illusion when these wonderful people are in place. Get off Me! I need all the help I can muster. Chocolate can only get you so far you know... Don't tell the Chocolate Goddess I said that, she might cut off my supply, and then where would I be? Waking up minus the fudge crease running amok along my face, and with no mules chomping at the bit to lick off that which is the way I binge! LOL! So! As I careen into oncoming traffic, its nice to know m...