GET OFF ME

At some point in our lives we are all asked,or asking ourselves what we want out of life. I would settle for a Great Cup of Tea, a good chat with a Great Friend, and enough. Enough Money to do what I want... Enough Time to be with whomever I wish... Enough Chocolate to keep me fat and Sassy... Enough Friends to make me smile... Enough Light to see what lies ahead... Enough Mystery to keep me guessing... Enough Humor to keep me laughing... Enough Humility to keep my head low... Enough Triumph to make me proud... Enough Warmth to keep out the cold... Enough Love to fill my heart... Enough Happiness to make life worth living... Enough Space to keep me sane... Enough Vices to keep me imperfect... Enough Talent to make a difference... Enough Insanity to keep me striving forward... Enough Innocence to keep me awed... Enough Familiarity to breed contempt... Enough Absence to make my heart grow fonder... Enough Silence to hear the noise... Enough Health to keep me alive... Enough Magnificence

The Hubby takes off for parts unknown( he does that a lot) and I am left holdin' the bag! The dryer decided to blow a gasket the other day, and guess who had to saddle up a mule and ride to the rescue? Queenie, of course. I had a plan. It didn't help any, but I had one.... I am a smart gal, aside from what you read here, and I did the whole" I am female and therefore I will read the instruction sheet prior to beginin' a project" and even made a list of recommended common sense tools I would likely need to accomplish the job. So, I pull the plug. Very important, so as not to turn myself, or Lucy, who is of course right in the middle of the #%@*ing project into crispy appetizers for the vultures who will no doubt swoop in and make a meal outta us both( they aren't particular about what they eat!) I then proceed pulling the dryer out from the wall. Great, now there is enough room to slide a small anorexic gnats ass into the space provided. Fabulous. No normal siz