Zoom Zoom...
So, Im out running errands a few weeks ago and find myself at the post office. I walk in and its not too crowded, but there are three clerk vestibules; and all are full. As I approach the only person in front of me, I hear one of the clerks call out for the next in line. There is a woman slumped over at the package counter,still loitering in spite of the call to service. I politely ask, "Ma'am, are you in line?" The reply I promptly recieve is, " No, Im standin' here for the sheer hell of it!". Really?, I think, while my inner snark wakes up, stretches herself and rolls the fuck out... I breeze past her, step up to the counter and turn, cocking my hip and arching an eyebrow at the outraged loiterer, and say,"Don't fire up your broom with a stranger honey; you might find yourself out manuvered!" And I finish my business, wish the clerk Good Day, and ride out in a fucking blaze of glory. Goddamn, its good to be Back In The Saddle! Qu